In China, all white people look the same. Just ask “Donnie” who hit the streets of Shanghai as Roger Federer. Nevermind he looks nothing like Federer. Nevermind he’s left-handed. Details schemetails people!
There’s a white man walking around China with a headband and a racquet. HE MUST BE FAMOUS! Perhaps the Chinese should spend less time in math and science classes and more time on TMZ. Amirite?
(via Bryan Graham)