Criminals — not the smartest lot. I’m pretty sure the first rule of being a successful criminal is not to get caught. Tweeting out the crime breaks that rule.
Twitter user White Nigga (AKA @DaW0at_) live-tweeted a home invasion. He was going to break into a house but ONLY if he got twenty retweets.
20 RTs and I’ll break in this nigga crib pic.twitter.com/BHE07wcgUw
— WHITE NIGGA (@DaW0at_) February 24, 2014
“”Because only jerkoffs would follow a guy named White Nigga, he got the retweets.
LMAOOO AYO I GOT IN pic.twitter.com/RKN4d480O6 — WHITE NIGGA (@DaW0at_) February 24, 2014
He wanted to keep his Klout score up so just 15 retweets and he’d take the guy’s Xbox.
AYYYYYY, I got it pic.twitter.com/AU347nubCu
— WHITE NIGGA (@DaW0at_) February 24, 2014
The jerks came through again. Thankfully, the guy got caught.
IM DEADASS SITTING IN THE BACK OF A COP CAR BRUH pic.twitter.com/gWYs46EeZE
— WHITE NIGGA (@DaW0at_) February 24, 2014
I’m calling bullshit since I’m pretty sure a cell phone gets confiscated during an arrest for breaking and entering. Eagerly awaiting his tweeting of his arraignment.