If everything little kids said was true we’d be living on cowboy dinosaur planet. Wait, that’d be awesome. I have a feeling that people are going to get mad at me for not taking this story seriously, but c’mon. A little kid named Colton Burpo had emergency surgery when he was four years old and when he came out of the hospital he started talking about meeting Jesus and his dead grandfather and stuff that he couldn’t have known and I guess that means that heaven is real or something. His dad (who just happens to be a Christian pastor) wrote a book about it and now it’s a movie with Greg Kinnear and here’s the trailer. I’m just counting down to when somebody re-edits it as a horror film. Heaven Is For Real opens on April 16, 2014.