Desperate bros dressed in LeBron jerseys at an Indians game–man, this is so, so sad. This is just unbelievably depressing. Can you imagine that city when LeBron drops the bomb on them—says he’s returning to Miami? Oh God, the horror.
Can we get a citywide cam installed over Cleveland? I want to see the heartbreak, I want to see their hopes and dreams crushed under the weight of LeBron hysteria. I need that in my life, if only because LOLCleveland, you stupid, gullible bastards.