You remember hero cat? The feline who swooped in to save a kid from a vicious dog attack? Well, last night she threw out a first pitch at a baseball game. Yeah, sorry, that was a shitty segue. I’m just not capable of going from “hero cat” to “cat throws baseball” any better than that.
Dumbest thing ever? No, probably not. I once watched this video where a woman made love to a donkey. Wait, did I say dumbest or grossest? What a terrible tangent.
Anyway, yeah, I kinda hate this cat now. You can hate heroes right? That’s kosher, no?