Jacoby Jobes gave an interview for the ages last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live. The Ravens wide receiver spoke at length about his dancing skills which ultimately led to him joking about polar bears taking a dump on ice.
Jimmy Kimmel: You’re known for your touchdown dances, is that something you think about, plan out beforehand?
Jacoby Jones: Duh!
Jimmy Kimmel: It is?
Jacoby Jones: Listen, I have my dances, make ’em up and through the week of practice I do them. I do my dance, see what my teammates think and they be like, ‘yea, do that.’
And then the night before the game, I’ll be in the mirror practicing the whole time.
Jimmy Kimmel: Would you consider being on Dancing with the Stars? As a representative of the ABC television network, I would like to offer you the chance to compete on Dancing with the Stars. What do you think about that?
Jacoby Jones: Let me ask you this, do polar bears poo on ice?
Jimmy Kimmel: I’m relatively sure they do though I have not witnessed it.
Jacoby Jones: I hope they don’t do it in water, that’s nasty.
I guess I never thought about polar bears defecating, so in that respect he makes a good point. Swimming around in your feces doesn’t seem very wise or healthy. More so the latter.
Unrelated to bowel movements, Jacoby burst a blood vessel in his eye in the post Super Bowl mayhem. I’d like to think he did it doing this.
If only we could all enter a room so gracefully.
The interview in it’s entirety below.