Your rooting interests for the NCAA tournament is as follows:
1) Your team.
2) The underdog.
3) Whatever wins you a billion dollars.
4) Whoever Jennifer Lawrence wants to win.
So what I’m trying to say is: Go Cards!
— Nick Stover (@ULFlyingCard) March 20, 2014
For what it’s worth, Jennifer’s not a front-runner, she’s actually from Louisville. Unrelated, I hate her hair. Love her boobs though—and basically everything else about her. Even her armpit sweat. That’s kinda gross, but kinda hot.
Yeah, I need to put myself in timeout.