I can’t stop watching Kate Middleton clapping like a seal

Kate Middleton sat in the royal box (heh, royal box) for today’s Wimbledon final between Roger Federer and Novak Djokovic. After a rather exciting point, the cameras panned to Kate clapping and WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! That’s not how it’s done. Are you a freakin’ mutant.

Kate-Middleton

Serious question: Was she trying to make a farting sound by cupping her hands like that? If so, disregard that whole mutant thing—because that’s hero stuff right there. The Duchess of Cambridge farting with her hands is on my bucket list. Also my fetish list but whatever, stop judging you guys.

Unrelated, who clapped better: Kate Upton or Kate Middleton?