Lifehack: How to properly open a case of beer

Colin Joliat

Colin Joliat


 

Opening a case of beer shouldn’t be difficult, but most of you have been doing it wrong your entire drinking life. This easy lifehack will keep you drunk and mobile.

The problem people have is that they open a case from the end. Sure it’s easier to get a can out, but if you need to bring beer to another location you’re stuck carrying it upright like an idiot, or even worse, as a bag of rogue beers. If you tear away from the handle, the case remains structurally sound. You can carry your “new” retro Miller Lite cans as far as your arms will allow. I’d recommend cruising the street challenging strangers to chugging contests. Might as well put that punch top to use.

Colin Joliat

Colin Joliat