He plays a teenager. We’re in a weird place here, friends. It seems like people can just make whatever the hell they want and call it a movie now. The kid who made Gummo is making a Selena Gomez movie. The dude who made Terminator is just doing movies about blue people. And now the dude who made Rubber, which is about a psychic tire (watch it, it’s on Netflix Instant) has a new thing called Wrong Cops that’s… aw, hell, I don’t know what it is. Marilyn Manson is starring in it with Eric Wareheim and a couple people from Twin Peaks and I’m going to see it as soon as it comes out on drugs. The end.