Mobile app locates the nearest slice of pizza

Lazy people rejoice! The Pizza Compass app will quickly located the nearest slice of pizza while you’re on the go. It’s essentially Yelp, only 86% less useful.

Sometimes you need a slice of pizza and nothing else will do. In those instances, Pizza Compass is just the app for you. At any other time it’s the most worthless thing on which you could ever waste phone space. To make up for it extensive shortcomings, the creator is willing to pretend this is life changing though. His attitude alone almost makes me want to buy an iPhone just so I can download it.