‘No One Lives’ red band trailer is a bloody good time

If the red band trailer is any indication, No One Lives should live up to its name. It’s 2.5 minutes of awesome murder, if you’re into that sort of thing. The funktastic WWE star Brodus Clay won’t even make it out alive.

The reviews I’ve read seem to skew the same way. It’s not very good as a film, but it’s incredibly entertaining. Given that the critics probably hate your favorite movie (Blue Streak), that’s not necessarily a bad thing. I don’t think anyone is looking for cinematic masterpiece out of a low-budget horror movie for WWE Studios. No One Lives isn’t like to get Oscar consideration, nor will their next movie, Leprechaun: Origins starring Hornswoggle.