Oh that David Ortiz, he’s so likeable. Remember when Big Papi took that selfie at the White House and it was really a publicity stunt? And remember when he stared at a home run for like two full minutes and then jogged around the bases like a dickface? And remember when he kinda, sorta took steroids and stuff.
Yep, one of the biggest douchebags in sports and yet, loved in Beantown because LOL Boston. You fuckin’ sheep.
Here’s Ortiz walking to first base before the ball leaves the pitcher’s hand.