This is George Iloka, a safety for the Cincinnati Bengals. George wants to fill you in on his bathroom habits. More specifically, he wants you to know why he can’t take a big ol’ dump in his own house.
I gotta take a big ol sh*t but my cleanin lady still here.And she super nice so I dont even wanna do her like that by tearin up the bathroom
— George Iloka (@George_iloka) March 10, 2014
See, I appreciate George’s honesty here. I really do. I also appreciate that he doesn’t want to commit homicide-by-dump. Because we’ve already seen homicide-by-fart this week. No need to add fuel to a feces fire.
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