One of the ugliest hookers ever asks man if she can ‘Touch his pee pee’ at gas station

ProTip: Meeting prostitutes at gas stations will not bed you a Vivian Ward-like escort. Apparently things aren’t going great for Ronald McDonald in the burger business so he is forced into a life of whoring out his body to make ends meet at gas stations. These lovely gals approach a man in his car at a gas station and beg for a few dollars. When the “lady” gets denied her request of $2, she willingly offers to “touch his pee pee.” The man wisely declines the sexual advance from one of the ugliest hookers that I’ve ever seen. This is what I imagine every prostitute on Craigslist who has zero photos and is willing to “keep you company” for $10 looks like.

I can’t wait to hear the back story on the downfall of Mimi Bobeck from The Drew Carey Show on VH1’s Where Are They Now?

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