Periodic table of cocktails will organize your alcoholism

Making a drink is simple enough. Spirit + sweet + sour = cocktail. There are so many possible combinations though that it takes this periodic table of cocktails to help sort things out.

If this concept sounds familiar, it’s because The Simpsons Hellawalla did it.

There are a couple of minor errors in here, but just like the world map of beer brands, I didn’t make it so I won’t be fixing it. Feel free to vent your frustration about the Harvey Wallbanger being listed as a whiskey drink though. I’m here to listen.