Red band trailer for ‘Pain & Gain’ is f’ing awesome

The new red band trailer for Pain & Gain features sexy ladies, guns, a taser to the face, a *69 reference, and The Rock feeding his toe to a chihuahua. What more could you want from a movie?

From the time I first learned of Pain & Gain until 15 minutes ago, I thought it was a movie about weight lifting. It seemed like something Wahlberg and The Rock would do. Shame on me. It’s so much more than that. It’s a tale of achieving the American Dream by any means necessary. “We’re looking for merchandise to shock, incapacitate, and imprison our fellow man.” Kinky.