Red Sox douche says, ‘There are so many girls we can hook up with right now’

by A. Isaac 5 years ago

Loose women of Boston, can I have your attention? Please, just a moment ladies because this Red Sox douche wants to hook up with you. Like, really.

Did our Prince Charming get lucky last night? Were you one of his victims? Please, we want to know your story. Tell us.

(via FTW)