Red Sox douche says, ‘There are so many girls we can hook up with right now’

Loose women of Boston, can I have your attention? Please, just a moment ladies because this Red Sox douche wants to hook up with you. Like, really.

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Did our Prince Charming get lucky last night? Were you one of his victims? Please, we want to know your story. Tell us.

(via FTW)