Rugby player suspended 8 games for biting opponent in the penis

Turns out, biting another player in the penis isn’t allowed in rugby. Weird, I know. Ex-NRL Anthony Watts has been suspended 8 games as a result. That seems light for penis biting. Perhaps the NRL should institute a penis biting mandate.

That said, OMG, there’s video of the penis biting!

Yep, your eyes did not deceive you. At the 1:00 mark, a player pulls down his pants to show the ref the evidence. Sir, are those teeth marks on your dong or are you just happy to see me.

Wait, that doesn’t make sense. I hate you Australia!