Russell Wilson receives free burritos for life from Chipotle

Russell Wilson received free burritos for life from Chipotle. He later signed a contract to endorse Charmin. In economics that’s called marketing symmetry.

Here’s Wilson on his Instagram account: “Thanks @ChipotleTweets for my forever Burrito Card! I love going there!”


Laugh all you want as Russell Wilson sits on the can with explosive diarrhea, I’d kill to have free burritos. Once that barbocoa meat hits your lips, it’s so good (*prepares himself for summer fat camp*).