There’s lots of good TV tonight so don’t watch New Girls. It sucks. It sucks bad. Stop supporting bad TV. Here’s what you need to watch.
Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. @ 8pm, ABC: Of the new shows I’ve watched, this one might be the best. Yea, I’m surprised too. Also, there’s a rumor that Samuel L. Jackson makes an appearance as Nick Fury.
NCIS: Los Angeles @ 9pm, CBS: Turns out, getting tortured and immediately returning to work is a bad idea. Sam and Deeks find out the hard way.
Sons of Anarchy @ 10pm, FX: I don’t know, I guess. I’m not sure this show qualifies as must-see TV anymore.
Chicago Fire @ 10pm, NBC: When is the dude from House gonna bang his dead friend’s wife? Like, is that going to happen soon? Widowers need love too you guys.
Reds-Pirates @ 8pm, TBS: No, your eyes did not deceive you. The Pirates are playing baseball in October. /picks jaw up from floor