Figure skater Sasha Cohen was hanging out with her sister. Then they got bored. Then they decided, “hey, let’s do some yoga.” Then they began putting themselves in really weird positions and OMG, how is that even possible? HAVE MERCY!
Is that her head—between her legs—doing a head-stand—while doing a pelvic thrust? Um, hmm, it’s getting uncomfortable in my pants. Is there, like, a name for thiss move? Downward doggie, reverse cowgirl? I, uh, I’m taking some time to myself. Bye.