Shane Battier got stitches on his chin last week which left him unable to shave. He’s now sporting a marvelous mustache as a result because, wait, that makes no sense. Chin? Upper lip? Anatomy 101? What’s going on here?
Frankly, Battier can do whatever the hell he wants because he’s a pimp with a championship ring. And pimps can do the porn stache thing without public fear of public shaming.