Another summer, another wedding party overloading a dock and crashing into the water. When will you people learn? WHEN?!
A few things of note here:
1) The chunky bridesmaids who caused the wreckage got away relatively unscathed
2) #firstworldwhitepeopleproblems
3) There was no need for lube on the wedding the night—the bride was already wet.
4) This is infinitely better when set to “Turn Down For What”
Props to Barstool Chicago for the video