The best way to ensure victory during a wrestling match? Farting in your opponents face of course. How has nobody thought of that before? This guy is an entrepreneur, the Thomas Edison of the fart-grappling world.
True story, there was a girl on my wrestling team in high school. She was in the weight class above me. We had to lock horns more than a few times. One of those times she got the best of me, pinned me fair and square. It was really embarrassing. As she got up, she patted me in the penis and smiled. I did not get a boner.
This is literally the worst story ever.