Tim Howard was ‘randomly’ drug tested after yesterday’s game because FIFA

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Tim Howard

American hero and soon-to-be presidential candidate Tim Howard made 16 saves in yesterday’s loss to Belgium. His performance was extraordinary, arguably the best we’ve seen at this year’s World Cup. It was so out of this world, so beyond what a normal human is capable of that FIFA drug tested him after the game. Because that’s how FIFA rolls y’all.

Howard on Mike & Mike this morning:

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Did they drug test him after this goal in 2012? Because that shit wasn’t normal. Actually, they should probably test him for alien blood, too.

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