Umpire forced to leave game after monster nut shot

by 5 years ago

This morning, umpire Brad Meyers woke up a large bruise on his genitalia. I know this because I saw a ball travel 70mph straight into his penis. I know this because oh God, don’t watch this guys.

That’s not your garden variety nut shot. That’s the Bull’s-eye, that’s the money shot. That’s one where you lose feeling for several weeks and oh God, why did I post this. Poor ump. Somebody get that dude all the ice packs. And morphine too. Oxy if you have it.

Let’s make him as comfortable as possible.


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