Tour de France stage winner tries to kiss podium girl, gets friendzoned

Nobody has ever been friendzoned harder than Tour de France stage winner Vicenzo Nibali? Damn bro.

You had one job podium girl! You damn job! Vicenzo will never be the same man again. Congrats, his life is now ruined. He’s now the butt of every friendzone joke. He’s now the guy we set remixes to on Vine.

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