What to watch this weekend: ‘The Walking Dead’, ‘Masters of Sex’

You should watch football this weekend. Also, Masters of Sex because it’s a good show. Here’s what else is on.

Comedy Bang! Bang! @ 10pm Friday, IFC: Listen you guys, Pee Wee Herman is on tonight. I think you should watch.

The Carrie Diaries @ 8pm Friday, The CW: I mean, a show was made about Sex and the City? Really America?

Saturday Night Live @ 11:30pm Saturday, NBC: Edward Norton’s the host this weekend and there’s a 50/50 chance he walks off set.

College Football @ 12pm: Featured games this week include South Carolina-Missouri, UCLA-Oregon and Texas Tech-Oklahoma.

Once Upon A Time @ 8pm, ABC: In this week’s episode Jennifer Morrison makes out with Ginnifer Goodwin and maybe I’m lying.

The Walking Dead @ 9pm, AMC: I don’t know what’s going on with this show so just read our recap.

Masters of Sex @ 10pm, Showtime: So this show is getting quite popular. It’s more must-watch than Homeland.

NFL Redzone @ 1pm, NFL Redzone: I’m amazed at how many people don’t watch RedZone. I don’t know if I could survive without it.