There’s no sports on tonight and it’s probably really hot where you live. I suggest hitting up the nearest pool. Or bar. Or both. Maybe you know of a pool bar. Either way, don’t watch TV tonight. There’s nothing on.
The Hero @ 8pm, TNT: The Rock’s reality show hasn’t caught on with many viewers, sort of like his movies—but I digress.
Intervention @ 9pm, A&E: The series finale of a show that’s lasted 13 seasons. That’s a lot of drug use.
Burn Notice @ 9pm, USA: Because this might be the only show worth watching tonight.
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno @ 11:37pm, NBC: Amy Schumer’s on tonight and I won’t respect her if she passes on a chance to rip Jay apart.