What’s winning the Internet today (12.05.13)

Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.

Most Popular Women on the Web


You guys sure have some “interesting” taste in women.
The 50 Most Popular Women on the Web (According to Google) 2013

Chicken Church vs. Penis Church

Huffington Post

Which place of worship looks like a more realistic cock?
Chicken Church vs. Penis Church

Oh God, You So Cray-Cray


Emmanuelle Chriqui is Underrated

SI Extra Mustard

She came in sixth on a list of sexiest Jewish women. Sixth?!
SI Hot Clicks

Indisputable Facts

The Chive

These are all, sadly, 100% true.
Simply Put, It’s Hard to Argue With That (35 Photos)

GoPro: Boobs on a Beach

Danni Wells in Lingerie


And it’s some very good lingerie.
Model at Midnight: Danni Wells

Politician Fail Compilation


How this video is not 726 hours long is a mystery.
Politician Fail Compilation (Video)

Lisa Ramos’s Best Instagram Pics

MTV Guy Code

And by best, of course we mean sexiest.
Lisa Ramos’s Best Instagram Pics From Autumn [17 Photos]

I Feel You, Duck


Drink Every Night of the Week

Total Frat Move

Because remember: taking a day off makes you a quitter.
Why You Should Drink Every Night of the Week

Jordan Carver Gets All Wet

Gorilla Mask

The word epic gets overused, but men, this is epic.
Jordan Carver (NSFWish)

The New Kobe 9 Sneakers

Fox Sports

That was pretty much our reaction too, Kobe.
Nike Unveils New Kobe 9 Sneakers and They Look Really Weird

Krysten Ritter in a Bikini

Busted Coverage

As if we didn’t already have a big enough crush on her.
Krysten Ritter Plays Bikini Beach Football [15 PHOTOS]

James Franco’s Latest ‘Art’


Perhaps the weirdest thing James Franco has ever done. And that’s saying a lot.
James Franco Introduces Us to BatCum

Forgotten Fox: Helen Slater


Supergirl was nice but her pinnacle was The Legend of Billie Jean. Google it.
Forgotten Foxes: Whatever Happened to Helen Slater?

What was Winning the Internet Yesterday

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