Globe Life Park in Arlington, Texas is home to the Beltre Burger, a 2,800 calorie mound of meat and toppings that is a challenge to even the mightiest of eaters. One woman, one brave, brave gal took it on last night. Here is her story.
Can I really do this?
God that’s big.
That’s a lot of meat for one hand
Wait, let me grab some of those nachos
And I’ve reached food coma
What a goddamn champion this woman is. I think I love her. I think I want to marry her. Actually, nah, forget that—I can’t afford her food budget.