Some lady went to town on a 2800 calorie burger at the Rangers game. Here is the amazing sequence.

Globe Life Park in Arlington, Texas is home to the Beltre Burger, a 2,800 calorie mound of meat and toppings that is a challenge to even the mightiest of eaters. One woman, one brave, brave gal took it on last night. Here is her story.

Can I really do this?

God that’s big.

That’s a lot of meat for one hand

Wait, let me grab some of those nachos

And I’ve reached food coma

Fingerlickin’ good

What a goddamn champion this woman is. I think I love her. I think I want to marry her. Actually, nah, forget that—I can’t afford her food budget.