This is the world’s dumbest, most elaborate LeBron tattoo

This is both sad and hilarious, more so the former. A kid walked into LeBron’s juice bar in Miami to show off his tattoo. I don’t even know what that is.

From LeBron:

This dude came into the @thejuicespot with his lady today. Got him some juices and showed me this while he was at it. Had to take a flick with him #WOW #WitnessHistory #StriveForGreatness

REMINDER: tattoo’s are permanent. That might look “cool” to you and your friends but like, in five years you’re going to be the biggest douche ever. And you’re going to be the biggest douche with a giant tattoo of LeBron on your back. Congrats moron.

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