This is the new and improved version of the Baywatch run and HOLY CRAP

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Here’s the thing about Baywatch. It was a show way ahead of its time, a show about heroes and…you’re not reading this anymore are you? You know, I try to bring longform to the site and BAM, nobody cares.

That’s Natalee, a model for Zoo Magazine. If I met her, I’d use this pick-up line: “Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge.” And that’s why I’m awesome.

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Bob Dylan’s Standing In The Doorway was written about Megan Medellin.