The hashtag #AwkardPickupLines is trending on Twitter again.
It pops up once in a while. While browsing a few, I decided to collect a nice assortment and post them for all to enjoy and use. Yes, USE. If they don’t work, it’s a good laugh and story to tell. If they do work, it’s the greatest story ever.
I know we’re cousins but love knows no boundaries. #AwkwardPickupLines
— Daryl_in_Ottawa (@DarylBertrand) August 18, 2014
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You totally remind me of my sister. #AwkwardPickupLines
— Chris Jacobs (@stevefrigley) August 18, 2014
#AwkwardPickupLines Baby, you’re just like my big toe cause i’ll be banging you on all my furniture.
— Ozz Cara (@Ozz_Cara) August 18, 2014
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I’m going to love you like a movie trailer. Gonna give you 60 seconds of action, then shout, “Coming soon!” #AwkwardPickupLines
— J Chris Newberg (@thechrisarmy) August 18, 2014
Shut up and get in the van! #AwkwardPickupLines
— Troll Cat (@2p2TrollCat) August 18, 2014
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#AwkwardPickupLines Do you have 11 protons? Cause you’re sodium fine.
— Paige Chamberlain (@paigelynn752) June 26, 2013
Girl, is your name Oscar Mayer, because you look like you can handle a lot of wieners. #AwkwardPickupLines
— Ms. Em (@Emphoto21) August 18, 2014
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#AwkwardPickupLines want to spend the night with me? I last longer than a white crayon
— grey (@greyskxng) August 18, 2014
#AwkwardPickupLines what’s the difference between the holocaust and me.. I’ll make you scream but I won’t… kill you… I’m done goodnight
— kayla (@angelbutera) August 18, 2014
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#AwkwardPickupLines You must be sitting on the F5 key, because you’re refreshing.
— Corbin Davenport (@corbindavenport) August 18, 2014
Are you from Tennessee? Because your license plate says so. I had to follow you for four hours to get you to stop. #AwkwardPickupLines
— Julia ஜ (@JuuliaRose) May 16, 2012
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A lot of people tell me I look like Steve Buscemi. #AwkwardPickupLines
— Daryl_in_Ottawa (@DarylBertrand) August 18, 2014
if you need a STUD, i have the STD and all i need is U #AwkwardPickUpLines
— Skyz (@LittleSkyz) August 18, 2014
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There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus #awkwardpickuplines
— Crystal Hefner (@crystalhefner) August 18, 2014
do you work at Dick’s? cause you’re sporting the goods. #AwkwardPickUpLines
— ♡c♡ (@tylahoakley) August 18, 2014
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