30-Year-Old Bro Gets Dumped By Long-Term Girlfriend, Discovers That Having Game On Tinder Is Easy

Aneta is currently the front runner for my affection but as I have been on tinder for less then 48hours I fear commitment of that magnitude at this stage in the game.

 

Things just moved to quick with me and Kristen and she seemed like a real giver who was looking for more then I am willing to give her.

    

Courtney had potential but seeing as I spend most beach going hours at work and my weekends playing wiffle ball I feel it is unfair to her to deny her true love of the beach and in the end it would drive a steak between us and it would end in heartbreak.

 

I really thought me and Stephanie had something… Apparently she is more of a Chipotle girl though.

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, helping start this site in 2009. He lives in Los Angeles and likes writing about music and culture. His podcast is called the Mostly Occasionally Show, featuring interviews with artists and athletes, along with a behind-the-scenes view of BroBible. Read more of his work at brandonwenerd.com. Email: brandon@brobible.com
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