Just because all y’all Bros roll around campus wearing Brooks Brothers and brand name Ray Bans doesn’t mean that the dance moves you’re throwing out to the song you’ve got playing over your Beats headphones are any good. In fact, they’re not. They’re awful. They make me nauseous just trying to picture them in my mind and in fact I’m pretty sure you’re just ripping off the Macarena. You know the Macarena died in like. 1998, right? Dead things don’t come back to life. This is real life, not Game of Thrones.
All dance moves must die.