Amazon Is Selling A Set Of Towels For $800 Billion, That’s Right, Towels

Tired of your plain old regular towels? Well, has Amazon got a deal for you! This Calcot Growers Collection 100-Percent Supima Zero-Twist Cotton 6-Piece Towel Set, Amethyst can be yours for the low, low, low price of just $796,046,677,457.16 (plus $4.49 shipping, of course).

I’m not sure why these towels are so special to warrant such a price tag, but let’s go to the description and see if we can learn more.

22312 Features: -Material: Hand selected 100pct U.S grown cotton.-Woven into super soft Supima cotton loops using zero-twist technology.-Supima cotton grown by Calcot’s cooperative of American cotton farmers.-Supima cotton is woven from (ELS) extra long staple cotton.-Exceptionally heavyweight and more absorbent.-Machine wash warm.-Tumble dry low. Includes: -Set includes two generously sized 30-by-56” bath towels, two 16-by-30” hand towels and two 13-by-13” wash cloths. Color/Finish: -Color: Amethyst.-Less prone to shrinking or pilling and they retain color better, even after repeated washings.-Functional and decorative fold-over edge is added to finish off an already perfect towel.

“Less prone to shrinking or pilling and they retain color better…” that’s gotta be it, right?

Hmm… looks like some people have actually purchased these babies. Maybe their reviews will enlighten us.

David H. writes…

“This is quite possibly the best towel ever made. I had to take out a second mortgage on my house and sell my children into indentured servitude but it was way worth it. The cotton alone must have been grown in heaven. Every time I dry off I feel like I’m wrapped in joy. Sometimes I will take this towel to the lake and fish jump into my boat just to be near it. Where ever you are, this towel will attract attention. Women and men will flock to you in the gym just to rub up on this fine piece of cloth. Do yourself a favor and buy this towel. It will change your life.”

While Jonathan M. Price makes a rather valid complaint…

“These towels cost 12-figures and they’re not even Amazon Prime eligible?? Sometimes it’s the little things that count.”

The average rating is just 3.8 out of 5 stars, but I’m sure there’s someone out there that these towels would be perfect for. Has anyone sent this listing to Floyd Mayweather yet? He likes to burn through money like it’s water running out of a tap. I’m sure he’d be interested.

H/T Guardian