Woah, woah, woah… Pump the brakes here. There adult Americans out there who have NEVER had McDonalds in their life? Look, I get that fast food is terrible — seriously TERRIBLE — for you, but to not have a Big Mac back when Michael Jordan was schillin‘ for them in the ’90s almost seems like you missed out on a HUGE part of childhood. Like… How did you never get a happy meal? Or enjoy the unlimited fountain soda refills? How have you never ordered three dollar burgers off the dollar menu while blacked out of your mind at 4am? HOW HAVE YOU NEVER PLAYED THE MCDONALDS MONOPLY GAME?!?!?!?!
I’m getting a little worked up here. Just blows my mind that people have never had the Golden Arches. Billions and billions served! In this little experiment, Buzzfeed popped the Mickey-Ds cherry on a bunch of McDonald’s burgers. Their lives will never be the same again…