Applebee’s Is Giving Out Two Million Free Appetizers Today, So Jake — If You Read This — We’re Meeting At Applebee’s At 9PM

You’re a red-blooded American. You like food. You like freedom. What could be more patriotic than stuffing some free apps into your face to celebrate Applebee’s 35th anniversary. Just a little PSA that Applebee’s is giving away two million free appetizers to guests TODAY ONLY, DINE-IN ONLY, WHILE SUPPLIES LAST. On the menu is free Sriracha Shrimp and Churro S’Mores appetizer. MMMM…

So Jake, if you’re reading this, we’re meeting at Applebee’s at 9PM.

God I love apps. Apps are define. Bro on.

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, helping start this site in 2009. He lives in Los Angeles and likes writing about music and culture. His podcast is called the Mostly Occasionally Show, featuring interviews with artists and athletes, along with a behind-the-scenes view of BroBible. Read more of his work at brandonwenerd.com. Email: brandon@brobible.com
Want more news like this? Add BroBible as a preferred source on Google!
Preferred sources are prioritized in Top Stories, ensuring you never miss any of our editorial team's hard work.
Google News Add as preferred source on Google