How turned up would you have to be to strip naked at a festival and cover your entire body and fill your every orifice with mud? This guy found his sweet spot at Splendour in the Grass festival in Byron Bay, Australia. But, as you will see, although he got really naked, he didn’t hit his full “I give no fucks” stride, because GOOD GOD, could he have held onto his dick with more of a vice grip? I don’t think he could have. Thing must be a real embarrassment if he can get naked and roll around in the mud like an asshole, but not let his hanglow swing in the breeze.
