I Could Have Phone Sex With This Bearded Dude After Hearing His Girl Voice

Listen, I’m not saying I’m actually going to shut my eyes, put this video on repeat, and rub one out, BUT… if I called some phone sex hotline (does that still exist?) and the girl on the other end sounded like this beareded dude, I could definitely make it work.

If this guy is not using this voice to make epic prank calls then he needs to reevaluate what he’s doing with his life. I would kill to be able to do this with my voice, solely for the prank calling potential. Sure, it’s a fun party trick, but there’s so much more that could be done with it. Don’t let your power go to waste, bearded one, for it is a true gift.