Beer Truck Commits Ultimate Party Foul In Florida, Spills Thousands Of Bud Lights All Over The Highway

A tragedy occurred in Tampa, Florida this morning, where a beer truck overturned on Interstate 75. According to an AP report, Florida Highway Patrol says 23-year-old truck driver Malcolm Jamal Wilcox of Fernandina Beach was distracted by a small dog riding in the cab and lost control of the vehicle.

When you’re a beer truck driver, this is the ultimate party foul you can commit. Thousands of beers were lost in the accident.

A moment of silence for all the beers that will never reach a Florida Bro’s lips. Here are photos of now-useless beer, via the Florida Highway Patrol:

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Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, helping start this site in 2009. He lives in Los Angeles and likes writing about music and culture. His podcast is called the Mostly Occasionally Show, featuring interviews with artists and athletes, along with a behind-the-scenes view of BroBible. Read more of his work at brandonwenerd.com. Email: brandon@brobible.com
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