Beyoncé’s anything but discreet. The woman owns that whole romanticized sentiment about a lady walking into a room, making heads turn, and arresting the intent gazes of any dude within her vicinity. She’s iconic in every sense of the word. Well, on February 15th Vine comedian JEWISHJEN rolled the dice at her local Starbucks, and being the only person in line, told the barista her name was Beyoncé after placing her drink order. She told a reporter at Mashable:
“Beyoncé was the first name that came to mind because she never leaves anyone’s mind. Everyone wants to be Beyoncé. Me. You. Michelle Williams.”
Uh, alright, well the barista played that ridiculously-founded order with an extra damn ration of ice, and clearly wasn’t on board for anyone trying to play the part of queen ‘bey.’