Bow Wow Just Called James Harden ‘DUMB’ And Gave A Lesson On How To Bang Groupies Without Getting Caught



Have you ever wondered what standard protocol is when it comes to banging groupies? Probably not since you most likely don’t have any groupies (*tear). Well fear not, my groupie-deficient Bros, for if that day ever comes (which is never will) Bow Wow has given us the “Sleeping With Groupie Commandments,” if you please. Although if I were you, I’d just shnag a run-of-the-mill girlfriend to bang rather than random chicks, because this shit looks labor intensive. Not in the sense that you’re going out and power lifting weights, but jeez…this is a lot more work than it should be.

Via Bow Wow’s Facebook page (yes, I was just as shocked as you to find that Bow Wow is not only alive but has his own Facebook page):

Yo i see yall boys still young rich and DUMB. Now james is my boy but let me say this now. This is how i USE to do it its called “leaving no evidence” if you was chilling w me my security takes phones and you signing papers. The rule is when she leaves she gets her phone back.

Secondly if u forgot to take phone make sure she sleep then find her phone (usually by side of bed) i would take it put it under the bed so i KNOW im good and could sleep peacefully. Yall be too comfy w/ brauds yall dont know!

I give credit to the ladies because most of us are just that rich and STUPID so yall know how to get us. I been caught up too before not knowing being a rookie but next time.. Leave no evidence. Sometimes i would sleep somewhere else leave them all by themselves but id be watching them from my security cam.

Fellas be smart we know the p***** is the most powerful thing but dont let it hypnotize you. Ladies when yall do stuff like this, it ruins it for you because we NEVER calling you again. Why mess it up over a proof pic that you twapping a rich dude. Was it worth it? YOOOOOO JAMES WAAAKE UP BRO! zzzzzz…. #feartheblonde

ps. This game aint for everybody! I took being a ladies man serious. You got to go all out PROTECT your brand your image.

So to recap, here are the things we learned today:
1. How to not get caught sleeping with groupies
2. Bow Wow is alive
3. Bow Wow does not understand the standard rules of the English language and its corresponding grammatical rules

Yo i see yall boys still young rich and DUMB. Now james is my boy but let me say this now. This is how i USE to do it…

Posted by Bow Wow on Wednesday, 3 June 2015

[H/T Gawker]