Brazilians Are Fucking Insane and This Video of Them Catching Piranhas Proves It

“Oh hello there, third-most deadliest fish known to mankind and able to pick up the scent of blood in one part per 32 billion liters of water; I’m just gonna stick some raw meat in the river here and let your razor sharp murder jaws latch on to it and then quickly jank this shit up and throw you in a bucket.”

That ain’t shit some sane Lithuanians would do, I’ll tell you that much. *

*I have no idea how Lithuanians fish.

[Via Daily Pics and Flicks]