Want To Break Up With Your Girlfriend? This Web Site Will Do It FOR You, And Cheap!

Are you a cold-hearted bastard who is too much of a wuss to break up with your girlfriend in person? Well then have we got just the service for you!!

A Web site called The Breakup Shop will call it quits for your candy-ass and all you have to do is pay them a nominal fee.

Want to have them send her a breakup text (AKA the ultimate in horrible ways to end it)? That’ll only cost you 10 bucks!

Don’t want to be that brutal? How about having them send her a letter? $20 and you’re home free. ($30 if you want to send a “custom” letter.)

Maybe you’d like it to be a bit more personal (without you being the person, of course). For $29 they’ll give her a call and break the bad news to her.

Hell, they even have a gift shop where you can purchase some parting gifts such as a Netflix gift card, a box of Chips Ahoy! cookies, or even pick up a copy of Call of Duty: Ghosts for yourself! You’ll need something to do with all this free time you now have on your hands.

Sound too, uh, good, to be true? It’s not. Someone over at Motherboard actually tried it out and yep, it’s the real deal. They’ve got audio and everything.

One of the people behind the service came up with the idea after being “ghosted” by a girl he was dating and thought, hey, this is at least better than that.

I guess he’s right in that respect.

Just know that this service also works the other way around too as they’ll dump your sorry ass for your girlfriend as well. So should you happen to see a new phone number suddenly appear on your caller ID, you might not want to answer it.