BREAKING: President Barack Obama Shook Hands With a Man Wearing a Horse Head

Barack Obama has shared hundreds of thousands of handshakes during his political career. But all of them pale in comparison to the one he took part in last night.


Yup, that’s the leader of the free world sharing a moment with a human being wearing a horse head.

This happened in Denver and is a perfect example of what happens when marijuana is legalized.

I’d also like to know where the Secret Service would draw the line on creepiness. What, exactly, would a person have to do to get removed from Obama’s immediate vicinity?

This looks sketchy as hell.