One of the most important things to do when crafting a quality Tinder bio is to be honest.
No wait, no it’s not. That’s probably one of the least important things you need to do when you make a Tinder bio. Desk jockey isn’t going to get you anywhere with the ladies. You need to tell them you are a space pirate who nurses baby whales back to health in your spare time.
But this one Bro decided honesty really was the best policy and, to be as honest as possible, asked his ex-girlfriends to review him for his Tinder Bio.
He has a fondness for Pad Thai and Pho (both good foods) and recently has had no luck with the ladies. Possibly because of the gauges in his ears. So, in his own words, “I decided to ask my ex-girlfriends at 1am to write a 1-2 sentence review about me for my Tinder profile and rate me 1-5 stars. Worked out exactly as I thought it would. 1 ex won’t stop texting me now, and the others hate me even more then when they left to begin with.”
He said his matches are blowing up though as a result. Here, take a look at his revised bio.
Faith! Faith seems nice. But this story has a twist. One lady, goes by the name of Taylor, saw this on Reddit. She used to date Jake and was upset she wasn’t asked. So she sent him a glowing review.
“He’s got a job, condo, dog, fast car, can cook, good with his hands 😉 and is a complete sweet heart. The only thing keeping me from trying to be with him is 1,155 miles”
That and the boyfriend who Taylor had who then dumped her after seeing her profess her love for Jake on the internet.
Now, Taylor is on her way to Seattle to visit Jake.
Hey, that sounds crazy, but all Taylors are.