This Bro Documented His Last Three Years Of Life Being A Third Wheel, Will Probably Get Laid A Ton Now



If the Internet runs with this story the way the Internet usually runs with stories, this Bro — who documented several moments of being a third wheel over the last three years of his life — will be drowning in pussy by the end of the day. Why is that? For starters, his story is pathetic and sad. Chicks dig that shit. Secondly, he’s not a bad looking guy and a few chicks have already called that out on his post on Imgur saying things like…

“So you’re saying he’s single? *ahem* Sup.”

and

“I can be the fourth to your third wheel anytime, any day”

and

“On the bright side, you’re way more attractive than either of them.”

and

“I want you to obliterate my pussy.”

Ok, I made that last one up, but there were plenty more. So you heard it here first, this cat is going to be elbow deep in trim in no time. Good things, good things.















[H/T Mashable]